WANTED
FOR MASTERFUL MISCONDUCT
Clayton (12) and Austin (9) are accused of being the most awesome elementary students ever! Reputedly, they are fantastic snow skiers, wakeboarders, and soccer players. They have also been known to accumulate extraordinarily large numbers of AR reading points. Alleged activities include an after-school LEGO Robotics club, scouts, and piano lessons. Clayton is suspected of becoming a deacon. Reportedly Austin received a trophy for earning 900.3 AR points last year, making him the district champion. Known accomplices include GameBoys, insulin pumps, and smiles.
Clayton (12) and Austin (9) are accused of being the most awesome elementary students ever! Reputedly, they are fantastic snow skiers, wakeboarders, and soccer players. They have also been known to accumulate extraordinarily large numbers of AR reading points. Alleged activities include an after-school LEGO Robotics club, scouts, and piano lessons. Clayton is suspected of becoming a deacon. Reportedly Austin received a trophy for earning 900.3 AR points last year, making him the district champion. Known accomplices include GameBoys, insulin pumps, and smiles.
FOR DASTARDLY DEEDS
Cameron (16) and Nathan (18) are accused of dating after the age of 16, driving with a driver’s license, and being on the BHS Student Council. They claim to be hot, adorable, and otherwise incredibly good-looking. Allegedly they excel at piano, Jazz Band, singing, and finally completing the paperwork for their Eagle Scout Awards. Nathan’s known accomplices are his guitar, his keyboard, his tux, and his car. Cameron’s known accomplices are his tennis racquet, his racquetball racquet, his ping pong paddle, and his moccasins. Purportedly Nathan graduates next spring (Go Class of 2009!). And, according to Cameron’s insistence, contrary to what this picture suggests they are roughly equal in height.
Cameron (16) and Nathan (18) are accused of dating after the age of 16, driving with a driver’s license, and being on the BHS Student Council. They claim to be hot, adorable, and otherwise incredibly good-looking. Allegedly they excel at piano, Jazz Band, singing, and finally completing the paperwork for their Eagle Scout Awards. Nathan’s known accomplices are his guitar, his keyboard, his tux, and his car. Cameron’s known accomplices are his tennis racquet, his racquetball racquet, his ping pong paddle, and his moccasins. Purportedly Nathan graduates next spring (Go Class of 2009!). And, according to Cameron’s insistence, contrary to what this picture suggests they are roughly equal in height.
FOR NEFARIOUS CRIMES
Greg and Cathy are accused of almost everything. Not only are they getting older, they are feeling older, which is probably their true crime. Reportedly they have switched church callings: Greg is now in Primary and Cathy in Young Womens. They kidnapped the family and crossed state lines to California where they tortured them with zoos, amusement parks, and beaches. Later they kidnapped each other for a motorcycle trip to Northern Idaho. Known accomplices include anti-inflammatories, soft pillows, and a good night’s rest.
Greg and Cathy are accused of almost everything. Not only are they getting older, they are feeling older, which is probably their true crime. Reportedly they have switched church callings: Greg is now in Primary and Cathy in Young Womens. They kidnapped the family and crossed state lines to California where they tortured them with zoos, amusement parks, and beaches. Later they kidnapped each other for a motorcycle trip to Northern Idaho. Known accomplices include anti-inflammatories, soft pillows, and a good night’s rest.
These Partners in Crime
are wishing you a
Merry Christmas and
a Happy New Year!
From the Housley’s
It's Birthday Time!
Since three of four birthdays occur in October and November, it seems like our house is just one big party at this time of year. We had some milestones this year. Cameron turned sweet sixteen, and he has already gone out on a date! Clayton turned twelve and is rapidly preparing to enter the world of teenagers. We ordained Cameron to a priest and Clayton to a deacon at our home on Sunday, November 16th. It was a great time with lots of family and food. Then Nathan turned eighteen and (as we teased him yesterday) now walks like a man. He has applied to go to BYU-I next fall, and he has his Eagle Board of Review this week. So we are really grateful that all that paperwork has been turned in and accepted. Our time with these boys is moving too quickly, but we hope to keep them around as long as possible.
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