FOR DASTARDLY DEEDS
Cameron (16) and Nathan (18) are accused of dating after the age of 16, driving with a driver’s license, and being on the BHS Student Council. They claim to be hot, adorable, and otherwise incredibly good-looking. Allegedly they excel at piano, Jazz Band, singing, and finally completing the paperwork for their Eagle Scout Awards. Nathan’s known accomplices are his guitar, his keyboard, his tux, and his car. Cameron’s known accomplices are his tennis racquet, his racquetball racquet, his ping pong paddle, and his moccasins. Purportedly Nathan graduates next spring (Go Class of 2009!). And, according to Cameron’s insistence, contrary to what this picture suggests they are roughly equal in height.