FOR NEFARIOUS CRIMES
Greg and Cathy are accused of almost everything. Not only are they getting older, they are feeling older, which is probably their true crime. Reportedly they have switched church callings: Greg is now in Primary and Cathy in Young Womens. They kidnapped the family and crossed state lines to California where they tortured them with zoos, amusement parks, and beaches. Later they kidnapped each other for a motorcycle trip to Northern Idaho. Known accomplices include anti-inflammatories, soft pillows, and a good night’s rest.
Greg and Cathy are accused of almost everything. Not only are they getting older, they are feeling older, which is probably their true crime. Reportedly they have switched church callings: Greg is now in Primary and Cathy in Young Womens. They kidnapped the family and crossed state lines to California where they tortured them with zoos, amusement parks, and beaches. Later they kidnapped each other for a motorcycle trip to Northern Idaho. Known accomplices include anti-inflammatories, soft pillows, and a good night’s rest.
These Partners in Crime
are wishing you a
Merry Christmas and
a Happy New Year!
From the Housley’s
